Overheard in Target's electronics department:

Video Gamer Guy 1: And she wants to get Halo 2.
Video Gamer Guy 2: She likes Halo 2? Man, that's a keeper.
Video Gamer Guy 1: (mumbled protest)
Video Gamer Guy 2: No, man, she's a keeper if she likes Halo 2. But then she's not attractive. She can't like Halo 2 if she's attractive.

Thanks, jerks.

At least they had the grace to look abashed when I swung around the corner of the aisle, pile of video games in hand.